Sensory Deprivation Enthusiast Prints

"The isolation tank's started leaking, again."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Which of you is the gent who thinks he's invisible?'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

"Okay...enjoy your invisible fence while we go eat invisible scraps!...."

Dr. Rashid Zeineh - Inventor of stealth technology.

Tactile Art.

The invisible man gets carded.

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

The curse that afflicts abstract painting.

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

ASMR Dominatrix

Invisible couple's therapy - 'I don't know what I ever saw in him.' 'Same here.'

Invisible H. G. Wells statue.

Sex Scandals of the Rich and Famous.

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

When mime artists travel to work.

"Look...it's the Perez twins."

"Warm buttery overtones reminiscent of the summer sun setting over the Tuscan hills. A reipe peppery bouquet, shame it tastes like camel piss."

"Do you want to clap?"

'I've got to go to an eye doctor. I can now only see the present, not the past and the future.'