Sensory Deprivation Enthusiast Pillows

"The isolation tank's started leaking, again."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Which of you is the gent who thinks he's invisible?'

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

"Okay...enjoy your invisible fence while we go eat invisible scraps!...."

Tactile Art.

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

The invisible man gets carded.

The curse that afflicts abstract painting.

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

Invisible H. G. Wells statue.

ASMR Dominatrix

Sex Scandals of the Rich and Famous.

When mime artists travel to work.

"Look...it's the Perez twins."

"Do you want to clap?"

'I've got to go to an eye doctor. I can now only see the present, not the past and the future.'

"Gracie, that was a beautiful song...until you started playing it."

"Good boy! Now go poop in the neighbor's yard."