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'We can't go on meeting like this'.

The Desert Island Package

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

'And here's one of us 20 seconds ago!'

"Well, I could tell you exactly what I did in my last job. But then I'd have to eliminate you."

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'OK, you've got good listening skills. There's no need to elaborate.'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

David Petraeus

The RAF salute the world of banking

From here vantage point Colonel Katchamka realised she could see the Polish boarder.

"He must be one of those new contactless contact lenses."

'And here's our new and improved version.'

'Really? - The Agent Orange?'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

'Would you believe it was an evil robot from the future?'