Sensors Aficionados Mugs

Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

The Desert Island Package

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

'And here's one of us 20 seconds ago!'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'OK, you've got good listening skills. There's no need to elaborate.'

"Well, I could tell you exactly what I did in my last job. But then I'd have to eliminate you."

'The hospital bought 50 of them to help with the nursing shortage.'

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

We're going to eat your iPhone. It's got nutrients! Back off. You won't touch her! Cannibals. Picture the precious little thing, buttered and salted, grilled to perfection on a spit. Delirium or something more profound? Your laptop for an appetizer! It's got feelings!

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

Making the Police State Work For Us

From here vantage point Colonel Katchamka realised she could see the Polish boarder.

"He must be one of those new contactless contact lenses."

The RAF salute the world of banking

David Petraeus

'And here's our new and improved version.'

'Really? - The Agent Orange?'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

CIA HQ. I'll be glad when the janitor gets his security clearance.