Sensitive Topic Explorer Mugs

"Would it be considered racially insensitive for me to ask what would be considered racially insensitive?"

"Now that we can't discuss religion, politics, OR the weather, I got nuthin' to say."

Meet the Enemy

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

The Sensitive Dude.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Meet the author.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

'They're the ideal temp workers! Easy to train, industrious, punctual... And with a thirteen-day life-span, they conveniently die before collecting a paycheck!'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

Train Of Thought

Box of Tissues

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

"I've tried thinking of everything, I've tried thinking of nothing. The result is the same."

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

A teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.