Sensitive Topic Explorer Gifts

"Would it be considered racially insensitive for me to ask what would be considered racially insensitive?"

"Now that we can't discuss religion, politics, OR the weather, I got nuthin' to say."

Meet the Enemy

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Rodin's Thinker.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

The Sensitive Dude.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

Here's a brain teaser: Is it possible to be enlightened and not know it?

Meet the author.

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

'They're the ideal temp workers! Easy to train, industrious, punctual... And with a thirteen-day life-span, they conveniently die before collecting a paycheck!'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

Train Of Thought

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Box of Tissues

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

"I've tried thinking of everything, I've tried thinking of nothing. The result is the same."