Sense Of Purpose Enthusiast Pillows

'We look for someone willing to work for a higher sense of purpose since we can't offer money.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

"Very funny."

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

Doing business in the same location since the dawn of time.

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

Bob Found A Different Yardstick For Success And he Felt Swell

"It appears to have all the physical properties of a normal plant. . . Hello - what's this?"

How's my blitzkrieging?

On the Brink of War with Russia-British Fleet Despatched

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I've been thinking...why do you like me?"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'I'm not tall/dark/handsome/personable/witty...but I'm rich as hell!'

"Careful boys! I think we just stumbled into a mimefield..."

A beaver with his false teeth in a glass.

History has mercifully forgotten the incredibly brief reign of Dingus Khan.