Sensationalist Pillows

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

ThrEschers.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Surreal ale

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Things are looking up!"

Escher exhibition first floor

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Thermidor Dali

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Have I told you lately that I love you

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Sausages!

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Man Ray

allovertheplace.com

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.