Senior Whisperer Prints

"Working with older people is part of the job!"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Just be yourself."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Compression

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Computer help.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Now all we need is a good script."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Duplass Brothers

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."