Age Whisperers Prints

"She's had so much work done that she's starting to look like her mother."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'The child is very illogical'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Children's education

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Mother's Love

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"