Child Whisperer Prints

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Why yes, I do remember little Timmy.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

"We teach them that the world can be an unpredictable, dangerous and sometimes frightening place, while being careful not to spoil their lovely innocence. It's tricky."

'The boss has decided to spend more time with his children'

'He's been having temper tantrums. Can you recommend a good anger management course?'

"And where's the father of all these children that you don't know what to do with?"

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Paediatric medicine

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."

'I've been meaning to as you for a while...how many more kids do you plan to have?'

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"I'd like to trade him in for something quieter and better behaved."

'Nap time's over, Ms. Doan. You have to wake them up.'

'Can you say 'Uncle Mel'?'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."

Mother's Love

Method, Discipline, Professionalism, Feral children.

'We like this sitter. She lets us play cowboys and indians!'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'There's an extra $25 in it for you if you can get the Silly Putty out of his hair.'

'You're not living up to your potential!'

'I've found your niche, Wilson. I'm transferring you to our day care center!'

Child making demands

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Parenting is... watching them sleep.

Ways to deal with four year olds.

"They're trying to figure out whether it's a chemical thing or I'm just a crybaby."

"They grow up so slow."