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"Working with older people is part of the job!"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Just be yourself."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

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Compression

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Computer help.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Now all we need is a good script."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

Duplass Brothers

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

Always stick to the script.

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"