Senior Survivor Pillows

Pensioner trying to balance on his finances

Desert Island BBQ

Evil Exams!

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

A guide to seasons in the North East

'Time for your pills.'

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'And in conclusion.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

Relief for America in the Heat.

Tax grab.

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Bored Meeting

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

Intense summer sun

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

'You need the wisdom of the ages to understand Medicare Part D.'

'I'll be right with you as soon as I feed Buzzy.'

A snowman enjoys the aircon