Sixties Survivor Pillows

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Yoko Ono

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

Hot flashes

The Beatles

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

'Oh, don't mind Grandpa - he's just having an acid flashback.'

Turtle Haze

That's what I call Flour Power!

'Ha! Call that music?.. You should have been around during the sixties, when the Pied Piper played the Cavern club.'

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

I was a huge Beatles fan right from the start. I remember waiting backstage after each show.

Twiggy

Dog Owner.

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

Hippy Smoke Rings.

Real estate agents sell Abbey Road Studios.

"It's very sixties."

Pay no attention, he always gets like that when he realises what people used to pay for houses and cars back in the sixties.'

'It's a Jane Austen adaptation, but set in the sixties - Incense and Insensibility.'

Laga Lamp.

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

'Way out man.'