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'Outta my way, you little puke!'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Surfing koala.

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Surf's up."

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'You beached again, didn't you?'

'Your wave.'

Moving Van.

"My turn."

'I hate rainy days!'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

Kite surfing.

Man with Shave Me on his hairy back.

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

"Excuse me....water!!"

Bulletin at Malibu

Surfer's commute

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

Capitalism trying to ride the waves.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

Penguins surfing