Senior Social Advocate Pillows

"They want to push back the age at which we'll be denied social security benefits."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Gun Ego

An Arm and a Leg.

Inclusive family code in Cuba

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

Victim of Sequestration!

War and Death.

"Glen is a one-issue voter....medicare and social security solvency."

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

"I suppose you're going to rat out your friends?"

"Oh. Well, when you do have food, try to eat balanced meals, okay?"

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

'Reinventing myself.'

'Guy, is that you?'

The Elephant in the Corner.

"Look, we might have our little tiffs, but I think we should stay together for the sake of the children."

Catchment Area for Teachers

Zeitgeist Final Four

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'