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"... Yes, Miss Mawdsley. I think it will be safe for you to come off the pill now."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

"I know I'm getting old when one big fart throws my back out."

"My memory's not too good these days."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'Let's go upstairs and make love. I can't do both.'

"How's your memory?"

Oldies.

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

Toxic Relationship

"Show-off!"

'It's my prostate.'

"My back goes out more often than I do..."

The Name Brain

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

'Now where did I put that cape?'

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

'A gang of senior citizens was arrested today for harassing freshmen....'

Pensioners Ahead