Senior Roadster Mugs

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Computer Jobs

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Give Way To Cyclists

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."

Old Lady Playing Video Game Knitting

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

'Sheep happens.'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

Boulder Car

Sports for slipper wearers.

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

Old Farts Keep Right.

Older Dads

'Call of Jury Duty': Smash hit video game for the 65 and older demographic.

"Boomerlennial."

"Dammit, Wilson! Pull over and let the serious walkers pass!"

You keep ducking!

He can't hear you. He's having a junior moment.

Darby and Joan Club with empty mountain bike rack

"I'm looking for one of those phones you can send naked pictures with."

Walk of the Stars: Jasperville, Illinois

"I'm afraid this must all seem terribly insignificant next to me."