Senior Lovebirds T-Shirts

'I don't date them until they have a free bus pass - saves money on a night out...'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Romance

Boat wedding.

Tea of Love

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Romance

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Dancing in pyjamas

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Funnel of Love

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Romance

The Tunnel Of Love

Two women holding hands surrounded by love hearts

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

scrabble love

Love Birds love snuggles

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Being Serenading in Casualty

Cupid paints Stop sign

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Love Trap

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."