Senior Living Enthusiast Pillows

'You've even lost the will to complain...'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Breast Height Chart

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Ed's receding hairline!

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

'If I knew it would mean all these hospital appointments, I'd never have got old!'

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"