"Will you still offer the seniors discount to someone who won't admit they're a senior?"
Senior In Denial Prints
Decorate their home with prints that humorously celebrate seniors in denial, making their space cheerful and uniquely personal.
"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."
Handle With Care
'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'
Senior Jeopardy!
"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."
'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'
"I've made a list of lists we need to make."
"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"
How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever
Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.
Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'
"Marie, are you still driving?"
Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."
"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."
'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'
'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'
"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"
TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO
'He's our new Geriatric specialist!'
'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'
'As usual, tech support is busy.'
When Animals Grow Old...
Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.
Grandma's remote explained
"Did you tune the clock radio to a rock station again?"
'You're howling off key again!'
'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'
'You'll have to excuse all the newspaper. My grandfather refuses to wear adult diapers.'
'I quit my job because I'm coming into money. Yep, I'm 4-6 weeks away from several rebate checks arriving.'
Old dog with zimmer frame.
Coming Sooner Than You Think.
Allegations of nursing neglect.
Pensioner and Graffiti
'Dog alerts pedestrians to old woman in mobility cart.'
Senior In Denial Prints Collection
Senior In Denial Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that humorously celebrate seniors in denial, perfect for morning coffee or tea relaxed moments.
Senior In Denial Pillows
Discover pillows that bring humor and comfort together, celebrating seniors' youthful spirit in their living spaces.
Senior In Denial T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts that poke gentle fun at aging with witty and charming designs everyone will love.