"Did you tune the clock radio to a rock station again?"
Morning Person In Denial Prints
Decorate their space with witty art prints that humorously capture the essence of being a morning person in denial. A perfect gift for late risers with a sense of humor.
'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'
'Cock-a-doodle-do!'
Bird Tweet.
'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'
"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."
'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'
"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."
'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin
Alarmistclock
Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.
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"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."
"It's time to wake up!"
"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"
Early Morning Roll Call.
'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'
Rooster
"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."
"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"
"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."
"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."
"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"
'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'
Room service.
'I like waking to music!'
Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.
"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."
I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.
"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."
'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'
Just Because it's Tuesday
Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.
For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...
Alarm clock.
Morning Person In Denial Prints Collection
Morning Person In Denial Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the morning person in denial—funny, relatable, and perfect for late risers who need their coffee and humor.
Morning Person In Denial Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to joke about morning struggles—great for late risers who love their humor and comfort.
Morning Person In Denial T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts for the morning person in denial—lighthearted designs that make a statement for those who aren’t quite morning people.