Senator Supporter Gifts

Elizabeth Warren

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Joe Biden

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

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'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Myanmar coup

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

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"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Beware of the Legislation

Impotent Democracy

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"