Seminar Sponge Mugs

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

'Yes, that person there...'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. we forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we'd hoped to use died in 1958

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'Nobody turned up to the 'effective communications' seminar...they didn't get our memo.'

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

The Collective Unconscious

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'You'll be fine, Just limit yourself to two news apps a day,'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

"I think the leadership seminar might be in the conference room. Would anybody like to follow me?"

The Sun: A History. . .

"Oh, me? I gave a seminar, wrote a unch of grants, did some experiments and now it's lunchtime."

'Medical Seminar, Ms. Sims.'

Time Management Seminar Schedule.

"First, I want to give you an overview of what I will tell you over and over again during the entire presentation."

'The three little pigs attended a professional development seminar on dealing with bullies and they were never bothered by the big bad wolf again.'