Info Sponge Mugs

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Google Magazine

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

24-7 News Channel

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

Traffic Jam.

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

'You'll be fine, Just limit yourself to two news apps a day,'

The Sun: A History. . .

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

The Internet...

God started to wonder if his spam filter was too effective.

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

'Well, this must be the flurry of economic reports due out today.'

'Is the information fresh?'

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."

"Are those noodles?"