Info Sponge Mugs

47 Republican senators sent a letter to the government of Iran saying any agreement they reach with the president is worthless. Students in Oklahoma were caught cheerfully singing chants about lynching black people. Hillary Clinton used a private email address, and Kim Kardashian is blond now. I told you, constantly getting breaking news alerts on your phone would not end well. Jellyfish protein may help improve memory.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Satya Nutella

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

Google Magazine

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

24-7 News Channel

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

'You'll be fine, Just limit yourself to two news apps a day,'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Traffic Jam.

The Sun: A History. . .

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

The Internet...

God started to wonder if his spam filter was too effective.

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

"The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you."

'Well, this must be the flurry of economic reports due out today.'

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

'Is the information fresh?'