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'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'If at first you don't succeed, admit failure and ask for a bailout.'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

Motivational Business Course: Charm, Repetition, Acronyms, Pie Charts.

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'