Seminar Junkie Mugs

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Man to goose: 'Your speech on getting all your ducks in a row gave me goosebumps.'

'Seems it all started at a wine-tasting seminar m'lud, nobody brought a bucket.'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Overjumpers

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Blogs, twitter, social media, politics - we're living in the golden age of being able to say stupid things!"

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

'Do try and look intelligent-here comes my first husband...'

The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

'Nobody turned up to the 'effective communications' seminar...they didn't get our memo.'

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'