Semi-hermit Mugs

"I'm off the grid."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

OM, SWEET OM

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Free why-fi.”

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'