Peaceful Hermit Mugs

Castaway Drummer

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"You've been served."

"I'm going on a retreat."

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Free why-fi.”

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

A friar

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."