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"Seltzer . . . seltzer!"

"Feel free to take notes."

"What old school? This is my life."

Sloth 10K.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

David Niven caricature

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"For the glory of God Almighty, and in the names of the munificent King and munificent Queen of Spain, I do on a day—either a Friday preceding or a Monday directly following a weekend that is earlyish in but toward the middle of October—in this year of our Lord, 1492, claim this land."

Bob Dylan

Kim Novak caricature

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Chuck Berry

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

'We thought we'd try a Schubert Lieder karaoke night.'

marionette

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"I've gone for a retro phone."

Man met with a horse instead of a carriage at the railway station

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

John Fogerty

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

Michael Moorcock

Public Defender / Seltzer Defender

Potato sitting on a couch.

Back down.

"Sloth!"

Jimmy Page

V S Naipaul

Clown crawling through the desert moaning, 'Seltzer... seltzer.'