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It had been many years since Mitch had given up on the idea that he might find his ideal companion...

"What old school? This is my life."

Hildegard von Bingen

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Robert Schumann

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Charles Baudelaire

Peace on Earth

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'd like to make a return."

J. M. W. Turner

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Atomic Bear: Part 20

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

John Cleese

Lauran Bacall

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

Sid James

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

King Henry IV