Selling Family Home Mugs

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."

Several generations live together in Cuba

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Reverse Mortgage.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

Mouse real estate!

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Igloo sales

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

House sale.

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

Shoe house.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

House for Sale.

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"We'd like to buy your house, then offer you the job of demolishing it."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

The Movers - Decluttering

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'