Selling Homes Mugs

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Reverse Mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

An exaggeration of estate agents

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Mouse real estate!

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Tim's marketing solutions

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Igloo sales

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

House sale.

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Shoe house.

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'