Selling Family Home T-Shirts

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."

Several generations live together in Cuba

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Reverse Mortgage.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Mouse real estate!

Home Sweet Second Home.

An exaggeration of estate agents

Igloo sales

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

House sale.

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Shoe house.

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

The Movers - Decluttering

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

"We'd like to buy your house, then offer you the job of demolishing it."

House for Sale.

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."