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'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I just..."

Priest

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"I think I can". (train)

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"We're going to need more pets."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'How much did you save this year?'

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'I think we may have an income problem.'

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'