Selfie Swordfighter Pillows

Two fencers using selfie sticks as foils

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

How Swordfish Are Born

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Corporate pirate.

Pub Kendo.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Sawrd Fighting

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Scheduel.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

The strong corna war

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Battle.