Selfie Stick Satirist Pillows

Early camera selfie stick

"I, TikTok."

The Proust of Twitter

Giraffe Selfie

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Social media and censorship...

"Fact amnesty"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

California Beverages Map

Book Worm

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

Rudy, from now on I'm going to answer all employee requests through Twitter. Publicly? Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. That's right. If you have a valid request, you should have no problem with the entire world hearing it. Now, what was that again about you needing time off for a proctology appointment? Never mind. Hold on ... composing a tweet ... How do you spell "polyp" again?

"This is what I use for social media."

Thracebook..

Extinction events

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Facelook

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

Before Instagram

The invention of the Selfie

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

"No, I don't wanna read your damn blog."