Self-training Mugs

"...and you're in charge of your own training you say ?"

Where your mind & battle are los

They hated me.

Butterfly Woman

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Self help acupuncture

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Overjumpers

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'