Self-training Gifts

"...and you're in charge of your own training you say ?"

Where your mind & battle are los

They hated me.

Butterfly Woman

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Self help acupuncture

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Overjumpers

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."