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"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

What else is there to wish for?

D.I.Y

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"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'I'm 85 to 90 percent sure that I've got it!'

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

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"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Man with a Plan

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

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"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"You should go freelance like me!"

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

Give a fly a bowl of soup and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to use a crock-pot and he'll eat for a lifetime.

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. X - Bloomeriana - A dream

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

'That's the first, and only dollar earned by Fred.'

Mulk

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

… and so, Rudy had become a ground floor investor in Yell, the web site that publishes make-or-break restaurant reviews from a screaming infant. Hence Rudy's invite to the strategic investor meetings. Most of you know me. I'm Tad Johnson, managing partner with Johnson and Steel. Yell! I guess the two questions I hear most: Do we have a viable business model, and what happens when the infant gets old enough to talk or be discerning about food? The answer to both is: Let's hop we all get rich befo

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."