Self-starting Boss Gifts

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

Self-employed.

IRS tax instructions.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

Home Business - Business Cards.

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

'Miss Stevens, I'm not to be disturbed. I'm indulging in a period of self-congratulation.'

"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

'I don't take no for an answer. I give it.'

Batmanager

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'It's one of the advantages of having your own business.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

Peers and the Nobility - Parties

'It's one of the perks of being self-employed.'

A chase of creditors

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

'It's better to work for yourself in Hell than to work for someone else in Heaven.'

"I have a website because I need a part time job to supplement my income."

'Jane, this is what you meant when you said you were going to start your own business?'

"I got this job because I work well without supervision."

"Kaitlin's house, and not by way of the airport."