Self-reflection Journey Prints

Numskull

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"The overthinker"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

That party went well.

Cellphone Islands

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

The Map of the Human Heart

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Is this who I am?"

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'