Self-reflection Seeker Prints

"These feelings of inadequacy are common among the inadequate."

'Before you continue on your emotional tirade, let me know if you're picking up on my non evaluative and empathetic listening.'

Narcissism Clinic.

Contains scenes that my be distubing to some viewers.

'Of course I have a grandoise sense of self-importance. Who doesn't?'

How will this impact me?

Hug someone you love today.

The myPhone

'Ralph is learning to laugh at himself.'

Beautiful people and everybody else.

'We haven't got much time left together.'

'My wife thinks I should go into therapy to find out why I think I don't need it.'

Shipping and Handling Your Emotions

Vanity headboards.

Man observing his own navel

"You may already be a whiner!"

A man has a head shaped like a bird.

"The worst thing about being a clone is having no one to blame but yourself."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'I'd like to think I made a difference.' -'Arrogant jackass.'

'Sad thing is that the older I get, the younger this bust of me looks...'

Overnight Programming

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Crowned bear reacting to different reflections in a mirror

'I don't know Doc, it's almost as if nobody cares what I have to say anymore.'

'Just because you had a happy childhood doesn't mean you can't be a screwed-up adult.'

'I was born as beautiful as you, but after a few years you will see...'

'You say people will forgive your arrogance if you die? Surely you mean when you die?'

'I've just read my autobiography, now there is nothing to read.'

"Sometimes I can't remember whether I am a good cop or a bad cop."

"And do you, Tom, agree that as from today, you are no longer your harshest critic?"

"I'll make you a very generous offer for this one..."

Goldfish stare at a fish on a TV screen.

Where You Went Wrong!

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"