Personal Reflection Journey Prints

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

37 years in the same position.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'You've changed.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"You used to be that ambitious."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

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"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'