Self-referential Humor Fan T-Shirts

"From one to ten, ten being the worst, describe how poorly drawn and antiquated this pain chart is."

'I don't have to laugh... this show laughs at itself!'

Dog reading a comic about himself.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

The Brothers Grime

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Trump Poutine

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Amateurs."

Beer Parasol.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'More government surveillance!'

No, I don

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Can't even hold signs well.