
"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."
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"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."
'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'
"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."
"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."
Creativity 2.0
Blog Breakdown
"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."
'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'
"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."
"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."
"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"
"I'm in advertising. . ."
'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'
Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.
"I'm doing a think piece on me."
"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"
"Nobody believes in me."
"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."
Brain Charger
'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'
"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"
"Based on your resume you're not really qualified for the job...but there's just something about you I like!"
"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."
AS Joe saw his reflection in the mirror - he realized that maybe the zookeeper hadn't called him a buffoon after all.
The Social Media Expert
This could be your blurb.
"I resign!"
School of Music: Blowing Your Own Trumpet.
This New Year, Emmet Lunday resolves to really change."
'Stop! It's football season!!'
Yea! Like this is going to have any impact!
Man replaces a bust with one of himself.
"I've closed the fennerman deal, Ellen. Have some people toot my horn."
'Yes, I suppose certain narrow-minded people would call it a ‘pack of lies' - I prefer to think of it as creative up-selling.'
'Ralph is learning to laugh at himself.'
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