Self-portrait Innovator Gifts

Book Worm

Diego Velasquez

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

The Sculptor

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Artist.

Artist dreaming about himself painting.

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"Hi! I'm on the Globe."