Self-portrait Innovator T-Shirts

Book Worm

"I, TikTok."

Diego Velasquez

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

The Sculptor

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Frida Kahlo

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

Artist.

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Artist dreaming about himself painting.