'Your mirror's cracked.' - 'No, that's your head.'
Self-perception Ponderers Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with thoughtful souls? Our collection for self-perception ponderers offers humorous and inspiring items that embrace introspection, deep thinking, and personal growth. Whether they’re journaling, meditating, or simply contemplating life’s big questions, these gifts make their reflective moments more special and fun.
DMV Photos. The problem with photo I.D. is photo ego. Hey, this doesn't look like me!
'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
"Have you been playing dice?"
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'
"Needs to get a life"
"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
Sauce for the Goose
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.
'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'
'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'
"I'm learning to live with existence."
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'
Ten Commandments
'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'
'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'
"Nice haircut."
"WOW, we're on top of the world!"
The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
Afraid of change - leave it here.
'...and that is my philosophy.'
"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."
"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."
'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'
'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'
"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"
"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."
Self-perception Ponderers Gifts Collection
Self-perception Ponderers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for self-perception ponderers—witty, inspiring, and perfect for your reflective loved ones.
Self-perception Ponderers Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate introspection—ideal for creating a mindful and relaxing space for self-discovery.
Self-perception Ponderers Prints
Browse inspiring art prints that encourage reflection and personal growth, perfect for adorning their favorite quiet corner.
Self-perception Ponderers T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the contemplative soul—funny, thoughtful, and perfect for anyone who loves to ponder life’s mysteries.