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Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)
"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."
Cat with Lion reflection in mirror
A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.
"Nice haircut."
"That's a big fat lie!"
"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"
"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."
Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.
A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
"You're really serious about that diet!"
'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'
Cartoon Panel Discussion
"Stock photo, right?"
"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"
'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'
"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"
"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."
Nice toupee, Dr. Kapuchnik. But … is it honest? At least a toupee is honest about its dishonesty, Al. Compared to what? A beret.
'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'
'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'
Age is a matter of perspective.
Mirror Mirror on the Wall...what happened to you?
'I couldn't help noticing that you may be in need of my services.'
'Your mirror's cracked.' - 'No, that's your head.'
"I reckon he's compensating for something."
"I know how some actors feel. I can't stand to watch myself on security camera tapes."
My Rug Hell
My routine.
What men and women see when they look in the mirror.
'I can't figure out why I'm not losing weight. All I eat is salad.'
Too many great complexions travel under false colors.
Now that I'm sixty five, I've come to a decision - I'm getting a toupee.
The Burger and the Whopper.
The creation of the first size OO woman.
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